Your “separate but equal” ideas on Gay Marriage are silly–not simple, not practical, not Conservative, not thoughtful. Just to be constructive, I will volunteer myself.
Separate but equal? I assume you are thinking that civil unions would only be for homosexuals. Wrong. Here is what I really said.
First, counties would no longer issue marriage certificates to any couple.
That means any couple, homosexual or heterosexual. After getting the civil union papers, head down to your place of worship and get a marriage certificate. How that idea isn’t simple and practical isn’t coming to me. It isn’t the standpoint of most conservatives, but since when do I have to follow every single party line? Thoughtful? I put a hell of a lot of thought into this.
I think it is ok that you blog, but you should not be allowed to blog on marriage. That is because your name starts with M. Nobody with an M name should be allowed to blog on marriage. If you want to talk to a theologian about marriage, that’s fine. You can get married too, if you like. I have decided that is allowable.
Just don’t ever blog on marriage. It’s not natural–you can never produce children by blogging on marriage. Marriage/Marcus. See the two M’s? That’s yicky. Bad ethics. Morally yicky.
That’s what I think, so that should be the law. It’s not a religious thing, I promise. So don’t make any assumptions about my religion. Cuz I didn’t explicitly tell you.
The only part of that little bit that makes any kind of sense is the last paragraph. She is responding to what I said when Andrew attempted to bring my religious beliefs into play. I have not once ever blogged on my religious beliefs and I do not know Andrew personally. There is no way he knows what I do and do not believe. What does he do? He assumed and we all know that when you assume, you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.”
((Hope you get it, because you could never survive a real debate on Gay Marriage with me. hahaha))
That sounds like a challenge to me. I normally wouldn’t take the challenge at the end of a comment that made no sense, however I will anyway. Hellen, send me and email (marcus at artitumis dot com) and we’ll set something up.