A message from the President of the United States of America

-CyberSavant- has a funny spoof message from the President. Some of the highlights:

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

Have I ever mentioned I hate France?

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles of value will be sold at auction, the others will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world.

Stupid UN. And now the best part is the ending.

God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

2 Responses to “A message from the President of the United States of America”

  1. Bob Says:

    As much as I don’t agree with the war, I agree with this.

    We have bailed all of their asses out for years. Now its time to pay up.

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